Funniest New Year’s Resolutions
It is great to have a new year’s resolution for a fresh start. But what is a new year’s resolution? For some people, it is ambitious, motivational. While for some people it is just a to-do list for the first week of January. For some, it is simply remembering to write 2018 instead of 2017 as the date.
Here are some funniest new year’s resolutions to make you think about yours.
1. Haters gonna hate
When you need new haters because the old ones started to like you.
2. Gym douchebag
This thing happens to literally every one of us.
” How many pints you had?”. Me ” Not enough! “
4. I love this kind of conversation.
I really want someone in my life with whom I can have this kind of deep conversation.
5. I am not drunk
A hug can give us comfort, everyone needs hug desperately. Let’s do this.
6. Realist since 1996
There many of them in the race with me, but I won. I was just born this way.
7. I have moved on.
I will prefer this over a break up seriously. I have moved on.
8. Happy meal
How can I stop eating? My free meal card is going to expire on 4th of January 2018.
So these are some of the funniest new year’s resolutions.
Well, my friend beside all these things what you can at least do is be a better person. Do more of what you do best and encourage yourself. Never compare yourself to others, because you are unique in your own way.
The most important thing is to stay away from people who are harmful to you in every aspect. Expect less to be happy in your life.
We wish to know what are your funniest new year’s resolutions.
Wish you all a great year ahead!!